Jesus is My Co-Pilot

I know we’ve all seen them. They’re everywhere. Sometimes they’re witty, somtimes they’re rude, they’re often political, or just nonsensical. You could call them bumper stickers, or decals, or “car jewelry” or whatever you want. They’re a form of self-expression that is specially suited to the car-centric American public. Everyone has their own personal tastes, and there is no accounting for tastes. For example I have a TROGDOR the BURNINATOR static cling on my rear window. Though I love Calvin and Hobbes, I find the Calvin Peeing on [insert icon here] to be lame and stupid (as an aside Bill Watterson has never sold the rights to his strip for marketing purposes, so *any* C&H merchandise is a violation of copyright).

My honest question for you folks is, what about things like this. In fact there is a wide assortment of merchandise that just doesn’t sit well with me. I know I’m not alone in this discomfort. My sister told me about one of her missionary companions who had the moxie to rip offending “Jesus” bumper stickers off of cars in parking lots. Her reasoning was that it was taking the name of God in vain, and could be considered to be a ‘graven image.’ As far as I know damaging cars is vandalism, but was her reasoning behind her actions sound?

I know that I should be glad that people have religion in thier lives, and are learning about Christ, and are not ashamed of their beliefs. Somehow it just doesn’t sit well with me. Could it be that they’re doing their alms before men, so to speak? Could it be that it feels too ‘in your face’ to be humble and heartfelt? Could it just be that I’m not comfortable with it simply because it is unfamiliar to me?

If my kid someday decides to wear a shirt with a detailed picture of Christ on the cross on the front and “Jesus Saves” in big letters on the back, would I have a leg to stand on if I told him that it is inappropriate to wear that kind of shirt? What about if he wants to put a bumper sticker on his car? Or wear a wristband that say’s he’s saved?
Now here’s the kicker, how are shirts like those different than these LDS shirts? I feel the same discomfort with these types of LDS shirts as I do with the Christian shirts. Will I have a leg to stand on when I tell my son that I don’t think it’s appropriate to wear clothes like that? What about a big CTR sticker on the back of his car? What about a RWH wristband?

I don’t like any of these things, be they “Jesus Saves!” soccer jerseys, or Calvin Klein knockoff CTR shirts. I don’t like them because they represent a culture instead of a concept. They are a brand name. They are signals of belonging to a group, not necessarily because of shared beliefs, but because of what it says on your shirt. Sometimes what it says on your shirt is indicative of your beliefs, but not always, and not nearly as often as it should be.

[I should put a disclaimer in here that my distain for LDS trademarks is strictly personal. I don’t like them, but I don’t think anyone is a bad person for having them.]

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